Monday, May 15, 2006

Balance Sheet of Life

An interesting post from Amy.. Hehe.. "Stole" this from her blog.. Hehe.. USED BLOG TO SHOOT ME! Isshhh... Anyway.. I learn something through this post also.. =) thanks sister.. Hopefully I like accounting more haha.. Isshh...

Balance Sheet of Life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim:
Reduce liabilities to zero at the end of the day
Keep the current account active and alive.
Increase the value of the fixed deposit transferring funds from the current account.
Increase the value of the current assets every day.
Distribute the dividend with open hands.

3 comments:

Shan Shang said...

isshhh.. HATE ACCOUNT >.<"

Anonymous said...

swt... doing an account on life.. SWT!! supports.. *ACCOUNTS SUCKZ!!*.. but luckily got good lecturer to help me pass.. wakakaka!! XD

Shan Shang said...

i dun1 pass.. 1 A+ haha..